10. When you start an argument, he calls for back-up
  9. Refers to bedroom as "The Pokey"
  8. Secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie
  7. Calls farting his "silent alarm"
  6. The obvious night-stick reference.
  5. You never hear him say, " OH, Man.... not donuts again !!"
  4. Refers to his winkie as "the ol' breathalyzeer!"
  3. Stops you in the middle of sex to ask you if you knew how fast you were going.
  2. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
  1. Says "YES, that IS a gun in my pocket and I AM glad to see you!!!!!"